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[18 Jun 2004|08:15pm]
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[01 Jun 2004|04:48pm]

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[info]_theories

 

new username. add it.

and i will add you all. <3.

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[27 May 2004|06:13pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]
[ music | Emery - Ponytail Parade ]

I'm getting my hair chopped off tomorrow. Well, not really "chopped off", but I'm getting it layered and tapered & stuff..it'll look pretty hot, I predict. Finalsarestupid&Irefusetostudyforthem. My science teacher, Mrs. D wants me to study all of the time.

"LAUREN! SCIENCE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT SUBJECT IN THE WORLD. IT IS THE ONLY SUBJECT THAT WILL EVER MATTER IN YOUR LIFE. SOCIAL STUDIES DOES NOTHING FOR YOU IN THE REAL WORLD. STUDY FOR 15 HOURS AND DON'T STOP!"

Ugh. DIEDIEDIEDIE BIG BOOBED LADY!!! )+

I always fall asleep in her class anyway. I haven't learned one thing the whole entire year, except that glass is made from heated up sand. Ahhaa. Isn't that cool, though? But anyway, I got a C+ on her science test that she passed back today. She gave us eight worksheets for homework last night, and didn't go over them.

I feel horrible. My friend's dad is dead and I didn't know.  I like him a lot, but everyone thinks he's "scary" because he wears black all of the time. He smokes. I told him to stop. But..he won't.

<3.

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[26 May 2004|03:45pm]
[ mood | crazy ]
[ music | Devotchkas - Oi! Toy ]

It looks like it's going to storm. I love the rain, really. But it's almost June. I think we need a little sun..oh! Family vacation to Florida on June 19th. And then Soccer Camp. And then Surf City. Finals are on the last two days of school. That really sucks. I was looking forward to relaxing the last two days..I really have to study..I'm a procrastinator..meh.

All of my friends are moving away. I won't have any friends left. ):

We're voting on "Biotch of the Year" at my lunch table! Haha. Basically, the Biotch of the Year is the person who has been voted "Biotch of the Day" the most times. Though, there are three candidates, because they're just all biotches. But my friend Caitlin is going to be the Biotch of the Year. I told everyone to vote for her. I AM JUST MEAN LIKE THAT. No, actually, she's driving everyone insane.

I love you all!

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[25 May 2004|04:17pm]
i am a bad kid.
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[20 May 2004|03:48pm]
[ mood | hungry ]

pictures of the day!

 

ho ho ho! i am going to a play tonight. it's called 'honk'. hahahahahHH!H!H!H!HASHSHSA!!!

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[19 May 2004|02:57pm]
[ mood | high ]

YAY! i gave my speech. i got a 95% A on it. PSSHAWWW I PWN!!! and my friend cut her bangs and they look like crap. so she was dissing on this shirt that i tore apart and then sewed back together, she's like "OMG THAT WAS SUCH A WASTE OF YOUR TIME, LAUREN! IT LOOKS SO GAY!"...and i had to say something. So I was all "OMG KRISTEN YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FAG WITH YOUR STUPID BANGS!!!" kristen got pwned. and i got tan! from soccer practice where there were all of these hot soccer men playing soccer and then i picked up the guys phone and started playing with it. lmao @ him.

HAHAHHAHAHAHA. what a loser i am.

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my name is Big G and as you can see i'm a P.I.M.P. [16 May 2004|07:03pm]
[ mood | nervous ]

how stupid can you get??

george : but really there is only one grl for me
and then theres her friend wit a  weenie
and she thinks its bigger than mine but its really teeny
I love this girl to death and nothing will break us apart
unless greg walks up and hugs me and starts to fart!!
I can walk down the street with every1 nowing me
but its gay cause none of them have nothin for me to see
and then i meet the this really hott grl
who i think about in all of my dreams
and where the hell is the whip cream
I kno, I kno i freakin rock and every1 wants to suck my cock
and who in the hell wears one sock and plays with a jock?
Arielle i love and i want to make it......
Well u kno wat lets just do it Naked

 

perverted.

OH WE LOST OUR SOCCER GAME LOLZ.

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[16 May 2004|07:50am]
[ mood | chipper ]

well, good morning. i saw troy last night with my aunt & cousin. it totally changed my perspective on brad pitt. i saw his BOOTY four times. and i must say, it was a nice butt. hahahaha. i shopped for flowers yesterday, too! and today, i have a soccer game against N.A., but they suck, so we'll win [hopefully].

if i was jennifer aniston, i'd be mad at brad pitt. he made out with 43848932432 girls in that movie. orlando bloom is a bad actor, and his character fit him perfectly. there was a hot kid in my row.

I HAD A STRANGE DREAM LAST NIGHT, IN WHICH I CALLED EVERYONE A DOUCHEBAG.

tomorrow i have to give a speech. ): boooooo. AND i'm not wearing a dress, i tell you! I SHALL STICK WITH THE NICE, PINSTRIPED PANTS!

 

 

PSHAWPSHAWPSHAWPSHAW.

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[15 May 2004|05:11pm]
[ mood | content ]
[ music | PSHAW. ]

yay, lore fatty pants! YAY! YAY! GO LORE'S FAT LEGS! (:(:

 

powpowpowpow!!!

 

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[14 May 2004|03:01pm]
[ mood | weird ]
[ music | Motion City Soundtrack - The Future Freaks Me Out ]

...wow...WOW!!! whoa. WHOA. WHOA!!!!!! i think that you're offsides, BIOTCH! NOW! MOVE!!!!!!

I DON'T LIKE O. HENRY'S SHORT STORIES. THEY SUCK. :(:(:(!!

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[12 May 2004|04:32pm]
[ mood | devious ]
[ music | Tom Green - The Bum Bum Song ]

i faked sick today! and it worked! and i watched t.v. all day today! YAY FOR ME!!! YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!

 

 

 

WOW! SOMEONE! HAPPY EASTER! MERRY EASTER!

WHAT?! WHAT! WHAT!!!! WHAT?!

 

can i hear the loon again?!

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[11 May 2004|04:29pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]
[ music | Hot Hot Heat - Naked In The City Again ]

i made a coheed and cambria shirt! yay for me!! & i saw my lover clint, and my other lover tyler today, because of the art show! yay! and i'm giving my speech for reading the first day!..no yay.

 

bummersnapple: sweetpea57896: you hate me for no reason
bummersnapple: sweetpea57896: you hate me for no reason
bummersnapple: sweetpea57896: you hate me for no reason
bummersnapple: sweetpea57896: you hate me for no reason
bummersnapple: sweetpea57896: you hate me for no reason
bummersnapple: sweetpea57896: you hate me for no reason
her theories: i love you.
her theories: haha!
her theories: OMFG! I love your profile. ROFLROFLROFL!
bummersnapple: gahhaghswarnmeafsdafsfuckmeasdasrheatmebabyasdfoashdpf
her theories: HHAHA!
bummersnapple: if you tell anyone who this is i will kill you.
her theories: k.
her theories: i won't.
bummersnapple: I'm having fun ruining natalie's reputation (i don't know if she has one but whatever she has i am ruining it.
bummersnapple: PRNuss09: sup
bummersnapple: Nothing really.  How are you?
PRNuss09: same u
bummersnapple: is he really that stupid?
her theories: haha!
her theories: yes.
bummersnapple: sweetpea57896: wow....you are too caught up with yourself maybe if you didn't have your nose in books 24/7 you would be actually nice to people
sweetpea57896: but nevermind that would be impossible for you
bummersnapple: I like to read.
bummersnapple: biotch.
her theories: HAHA!
her theories: who is that?
bummersnapple: sweetpea57896: no i don't
sweetpea57896: i have a problem with you and your fat ass attitude
bummersnapple: Mallory Miller
her theories: OUCH!
her theories: that's FUNNY HAR HAR.
bummersnapple: I'm peeing myself
bummersnapple: haha
bummersnapple: OMFG FDIFDKLJKFJE*()$*#()$*()#!&*^bummersnapple: F00K M1

i just love natalie affinito. <3. LIKE I LOVE YOUR MOM!

natalie is the gayest person in the world. she cheerleads, and has her own personalized shoes with her name on them. WORST of all, shes SNOBBY and MEAN and CLOSE-MINDED.

 

i love you all. HAPPY CHRISTMAS!

 

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[09 May 2004|09:12am]
[ mood | working ]
[ music | Britney Spears - Everytime ]

 <--- my best friend. <3 mr. dustin sahene.

 <-- and my drummer friend, mr. evan cincala. <3

 

anyway. i have a soccer game today, and i don't want to go. ahhaha. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL OF YOU THAT ARE MOTHERS...

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[06 May 2004|03:16pm]
[ mood | nerdy ]
[ music | Hot Hot Heat - Fashion Fight Pause ]

EEE! MR.HOOFWANTSMETOWEARASKIRTFORMYSPEECHANDI'MREVOLTING!NO,IWILLNOTWEARASKIRT!IWOULDN'TWEARONEIFYOUPAIDME!!!!

 

 

i'm going to kristen's tonight, and the whole district has off tomorrow because of prom. fun. and tomorrow we're having band practice at jack's house. speaking of jack, he stabbed me with my pencil, and i bled, and it hurt a lot.

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[03 May 2004|03:00pm]
[ mood | excited ]
[ music | Bright Eyes - Bowl Of Oranges ]

well, we lost our game to eleven year olds! YEAH! aha, we didn't even have enough players, let alone subs, so we got this little girl that was like, 7, to play on our team. psssh. &i kept screaming, "ARE YOU READY TO FEED ME?! BRING IT!". and then, this little girl who's last name was Archey, she was all up in my face yelling at me. "YOU! NUMBER 42! DON'T KICK THE BALL AT MY GLASSES! THEY COULD BREAK!"...no, really? :(

other than that, today was good. i've finished my shirt. here's a picture of it. :D

 

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[01 May 2004|06:55pm]
[ mood | hot ]
[ music | Hot Hot Heat - Aveda ]

eee! i listened to the temptations all last night. they're really great. <3

we have a game tomorrow at avonworth high school. we have no subs therefore, we are going to lose.

that, and we all suck, because we're on a B team.

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[29 Apr 2004|02:47pm]
[ mood | confused ]
[ music | Mogwai - Take Me Somewhere Nice ]

today was DUMB! i hated today with a burning passion. i woke up. i had a crappy morning. i went to school, and i found out that my friend didn't win the election for student council president, but instead, the most popular girl that gets everything she wants, won. AND she has the lead roll in the school play, (which we saw today). it was really crappy, and i think she did a bad job. when i went home the other day, i saw her mom in the office, and she's like..

"OMGITSLAUREN!!OMFGGIRL,GIVEMESOMELOVE!"

you stupid lady! get away from me!

HAHAHA MICHELLE JUST CALLED ME AND WAS CRYING! SHE FLUSHED HER PENCIL DOWN THE TOILET HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!11
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[28 Apr 2004|05:29pm]
[ mood | loved ]

okay. my science teacher makes no sense. she gave us the same paper three times. i have the same paper. THREE OF THEM. it's making me mad. she's insane. she has a whole coffee shop in her closets, which she locks up all of the time because she's so paranoid.

we get to see a play tomorrow. it's called "the man that corrupted hadleyburg", or something. OOH. and today, we voted for student council president. ANNNNND, i'm almost finished printing my shirt.

 

 

Remember, Leonard, how you loved spring? You proposed in the summer - I remember a mosquito biting the flesh of my arm as I said "yes" and killed it beneath the cushion of my thumb. I did not love you then. I did not love you when we married in September, still hot as Hell; my dress hung loose everywhere but the stomach. &i felt loose too, and crumpled like a handkerchief. I cried and threw up - twice - and drifted down to the alter and to you. It took years, Leonard. I cried four of your children, cooked you fried eggs each morning, slept (and wept, I admit) in your bed, not knowing what I thought was resignition shaped like a bowling ball beneath our mattress. And then one morning - it was May - you brought in a handful of honeysuckle, warm and damp from your sweaty hands, and I knew as they wilted on the Formica, that they were love. I'm sitting here now with honeysuckle tucked behind one ear, and I feel foolish, Leonard. Me, and old woman, and you, just bones, and all I can offer you are flowers.

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[26 Apr 2004|03:02pm]
[ mood | satisfied ]

today was bad. there's this stuck up, snobby girl in my math class. she's always mean to me, and i've never said anything to her, which means i couldn't have possibly offended her. i was reaching down to my binder to grab my notebook, and she screams at me, "lauren, if your head wasn't in my way, i could see the board and copy my homework down." now, i didn't want to be mean, so i moved. that's my problem. i can't stick up for myself, and it really bothers me. i don't want to be mean to her, because if i do, then she'll go spreading rumors and crap about me. and she always puts her feet up on my chair, and complains about everything.

i have soccer practice tonight. the girl with the best kick on our team hurt her arm again. nicole has asthma and whatnot, so she's like "OMGHEARTPALPATATIONS".

 

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